I have been cut off from the world. From you. From everyone. Like I was stuck on a desert island.
Except I wasn't. Cos that would have been quite nice. I was just at home with no internet boo!
Oh and my detox is really getting underway. Feeling the effects tremendously. TMI WARNING. I felt like the world fell out of my bum this morning.
The World. Bum. Fell out.
My insides feel like they have shrunk - like when you blow up balloon and then let it go and it flies around the room. Well my tummy feels like that balloon after it's flown around the room and then landed all wrinkled on the floor. Wah.
