Simple as 1-2-3, or simple as Do-Re-Mi,
A B C, 1-2-3, just you and me
A B C, simple as 1-2-3, or simple as Do-Re-Mi
Not at all like in-fer-til-ity!
Welcome! Welcome! Especially to everyone from ICLW! In honour of ICLW, here is my big bowl of soggy Alphabits cereal:
A: A passport, which I now have! Apparently I qualified for the express service, I didn't even have to mention my impending ovulation.
B: Boo for infertility!
C: Chocolate - helps cure IF blues, it should be prescribed.
D: Don't ask me if I'm pregnant yet.
E: Embolization - hubbie has just had one to block a varicocele.
F: Flying on Thursday, back home!!
G: Goodness gracious great balls of not enough fast-moving sperm.
H: Hong Kong, where I grew up
I: Ice-cream - I love making weird and wonderful flavours. I recently made saffron ice-cream which is delicious served with melted dark chocolate.
J: Jelly, of the KY persuasion. Had enough of that at the Dr's office. (Maybe I shouldn't mix food and reproduction talk? Hope no one feels queasy.)
K: Kite-surfing, I wish I could do it and am seriously thinking I should make an effort to at least try it.
L: Lurrrve - what would life be without it?
M: My Man, that would be a certain Mr. T
N: Not Pregnant - how sick am I of seeing those words? Would the 'not' kindly drop off and die in a corner?
O: Ovulation in a few days. The cycle of hope and disappointment begins again. Exhausting? Y-E-S.
P: Pitter-Patter, oh for the sound. The longing for the sound of tiny feet.
Q: Quince - love it cooked with cinnamon. Yum.
R: Real life - how many IFers do I know? Hmmm very very few. How many people do I know who are expecting or have just become mamas? Somedays it seems like E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E
S: Sixteen months of TTC.
T: Time. Tick-tock-tick-tock.
U: Ugh. How I feel when I think of the above.
V: Varicocele - we gotcha!
W: Waiting.
X: Xena the Princess Warrior - how I wish I could kick ass when people ask insensitive baby questions or give stupid ass.vice.
Y: My thoughts exactly.
Z: Zut alors! I've finished my bowl of cereal.
