ANYWAY. Here goes.
5 Things That Freak Me Out:
1. Not ever getting pregnant.
Eeeew scary face, hair pulling, heart racing.... Stop before I have a heart attack.
2. Turning 30 this year.
Again heart attack alert.....I know, I know 30 is the new 20 and I should just get over it. But not having a baby and my twenties being completely over is frickin' freaking me out!
3. Finding three white hairs on my head!
OMG, I completely and totally freaked out! I'm not 30 yet, I don't even have kids yet and I have white hairs!! What the f@**!!!
4. Going through 2010 with no pregnancy news.
I know I shouldn't put time limits on things, but I am being honest. It's just how I feel.
Is there a theme developing here?
5. Spiders. Especially the big hairy ones.
Uggggh my skin crawls just thinking about it.
5 Freaky Things Done in the name of TTC:
1. Seriously contemplated a trip to Bhutan for the fertility festival in the hope of getting knocked up
2. Spoken to Mr. T's sperm in the hope of encouraging them to swim faster and in the right direction
3. Ate many many oysters in one sitting - I really don't like them at all, but they're supposed to help so....
4. Discussed a list of people who we would consider asking for their sperm if we decide to go that route
5. Given Mr. T a green light to download whatever naughty material he wants on to his ipod strictly for clinic use only, ahem.
5 Freaky Things That Happened To Me:
1. My FIL going through laundry and handing me my thongs. Yeah. Weird.
2. My husband's uncle talking to me in depth about this special tea for his gas. Yeah. Again. Weird.
3. The man at the clinic asking me why I wasn't going to join my husband and help him out while he and a plastic cup shared a special moment. Unbelievable.
4. Having my uterus measured with a plastic ruler-thing instead of with good old ultrasound technology. Ouch. And WTF? Are we in the stone ages??
5. Finding a two inch black hair growing out of my neck. Ewww. But at least it wasn't white...
5 Things That Make Me A Freak:
1. Massive overgrowth of hair, especially in weird places. If it wasn't for wax, tweezers and razors I would resemble a yeti.
2. I still have a cuddly toy. I can't sleep without it. I need to smell it to fall asleep. Thank God I have an understanding husband who finds it endearing, instead of weird/pathetic.
3. I have a piece of glass in my foot that's been there since I was 18. OMG that's nearly 12 years now. Sigh.
4. I talk to myself. All the time. It helps me plan my day. But it makes people think I am a complete nut. Especially when I do it in the car park mistakenly thinking there's no one else around...
5. Towels. I am freakishly possessive over my towels. I do not like it when anyone else uses my towel. Not even my own husband. I like it dry and clean when I want to use it. And God knows the last place he put that towel before I used it to dry my face... apparently this makes me weird.
What freaks you out? Or what makes you a total TTC freak? Let's celebrate our freakishness! And again I mean in the non-sexual sense... no llama threesomes please.
